I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
