It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
