it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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