Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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