weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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