Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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