Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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