wanna go halves on a baby?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
