if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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