i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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