Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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