Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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