Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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