Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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