She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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