How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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