Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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