he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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