i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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