But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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