She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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