Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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