they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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