kristin has been a bad kristin
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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