Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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