Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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