i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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