i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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