I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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