Are we in a gay sports bar?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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