The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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