Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i think i have two assholes
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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