haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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