I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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