Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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