Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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