problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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