Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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