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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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