you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Please, let me fuck your mom
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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