Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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