I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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