just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
COCAINE IS GR8
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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