"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Fuck appropriateness.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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