I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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