can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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