the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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