Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I enjoy the company of your penis
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