i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
All I want is dick and wine.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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