Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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