i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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