Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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