3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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