just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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